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T-Shirt Affiliate Program
We'll pay you $5 for every t-shirt a customer you send to Funny T-Shirts dot biz buys! That's right,
$5 per shirt, not per customer or per order. That means if someone buys 4 shirts, that's
$20 for you! So, instead of wasting your time with places like Cafepress and trying to learn Photoshop and trying to come up with dumbass ideas for shirts, sell some of these tried and true shirts. They're proven sellers. In fact, we sell a ton of these
motherf---ers! Just make a cheesy site, rip off
our images and link to our site. It's that easy! We print the shirt, mail it, take care of all the customer's bitching & moaning, etc. We do all the work and you get all the glory. Who could argue with that?
Yeah, that's right, you found the mother lode. You're gonna strike it rich, baby! Did you hear that? Yeah, baby,
$5 each. We dare you to find a higher paying affiliate program! Come on!
Does that mean that if some jackass has a coupon for like $10 off, will I still get
$5 for each shirt in the sale? Hell yeah!
Just sign-up and link to us. Choose your affiliate program carefully. If you look carefully, we do have a program that pays out $1 per shirt. We're just checking to see if you're paying attention or if you've got your head up your ass. If you do, pull it out, clean it off and pay attention and sign up below.
Oh yeah, one more thing that makes this t-shirt affiliate program cooler than sh_t is that you can login and see all sorts of cool stuff like who bought from you and when and check your customers, their orders, when we paid you and all sorts of cool stuff.
So, like, when are you going to show me the money, Mr. Jerry Maguire? We send out cash (actually checks) in the first week of every month and we send checks out to all you bozos once you pass the $25 mark. So, for your mathematically challenged (or if you still have your head in your ass), that means that if you get some sucker to buy
5 of our shirts from your referral in any given month, that means we owe you $5 x
5 t-shirts = $25 and that means we'll send you a check for $25 in the first week of the next month. And, the opposite is true too. Like, if you get some dude to buy
4 shirts from you, then it would look like this: $5 x 4 t-shirts = $20. In case you didn't know,
$20 is less than $25 and guess what, we're not sending you a check until you get some other dude to buy another
shirt.
So how long do you own the customer? How's 10 years
sound? If some dude buys from us with your referral and then they come
back 10 years later, you're getting credit for that sale too. Just think
of what $5 will buy for you in in the year $2025! Maybe a tootsie roll?
So, like, what if I like in a dung hut in the middle of the
Summaharahabbi desert halfway around the world, will you approve me to be an affiliate?
Sure, if you have an address and net access and as long as you're not on the FBI's most wanted list, you're in.
Just beware, attempts to defraud us by using fake or stolen credit cards will
not be tolerated and your account will be terminated and your will be punished
severely!
Get it? Got it? Good! Sign up now and make us
all rich!
And, last but not least, if you're visiting and viewing but
not signing up, contact us and let us know why and what you're looking for and
how we can meet your needs. We want to help make you rich so we can get
rich too!
AffiliateSeeking.com
The fine print: For wholesale orders of blank wholesale t-shirts, unfortunately we can't
offer any commission on those. They're so cheap, how could we possibly pay
you more than we make?!? By submitting this affiliate application, you acknowledge that you are an
independent contractor and nothing in this agreement is intended to or will create any form of partnership, joint venture, agency, franchise, sales representative or employment relationship of, between or with Funny T-Shirts, Inc. or FunnyTshirts.biz.
We recommend that you print these terms before or after submitting so you can refer back to them. Make it happen!
And, if you don't like that, you can go signup
for our shareasale
affiliate program too. they'll provide you stats and stuff like that
too.
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T-Shirt Affiliate Program