Welcome
to Funny T-shirts. It's our goal to give you the funniest T-shirts
around.
OK, so you want to know our story,
right? Well, we've been keeping it real and been really cool and
keeping the shizzles on our dizzles since like before time. Is that
what you wanted to know or did you want to know more about how we make these
really freakin' cool t-shirts that will make you not only look cool very
fashionable and stylish and maybe even get you laid, right?*
We're a bunch of guys right out of college
who know a lot of about what's cool, funny or political and know what cool
college students and young, hip, urban t-shirt aficionados like ourselves
like to wear. We're in Philly (address and phone number are above and
below). We started out in a garage back in September of 2002.
Once got a little bigger cuz ya'll love wearing our sh*t so often, we had to
move into our phat new crib just uptown from the original place. So,
we've been around a while and know what you like to wear and will provide
you with some cool shirts for cheap prices. And, you've likely seen
our shipping and privacy policies and all that too, but in case you haven't,
we guard your data with our lives, and lots of encryption too, and never
give anything to anyone you wouldn't give it to ie: we delete it and/or we'd
never share, sell, rent or lease it.
*We actually offer no guarantees or promises
of getting you laid. You'll really need to work that one out yourself
(or with a partner).
So, what else do we have to say? There
was once this guy from Fiji with green carpet and a big surfboard who had a
banana and a pet koala bear who liked to drink Budweiser while water skiing
and eating pickles & salami......
........stay tuned for the exciting
conclusion to this story or just sign up for our newsletter to the right and
maybe we'll update you some day when we figure out what they hell we're
trying to say.
Want a free shirt? Send us a picture
of yourself wearing one of our shirts. We love pictures of dudes &
babes in our t-shirts!
Want 20% off your next order from our Funny
T-Shirts store?
Just link to us from your website and send us
an email to let us know!
Just add this text to your site and show us
where you put it.
<a href="http://www.funny-tshirts.biz">Funny
T-Shirts</a>
or
just make a text link with the following
Title: Funny T-Shirts
URL: http:www.funny-tshirts.biz
Its that easy!
|